On Saturday afternoon, the Rudy Giuliani campaign sponsored a contest on Palm Beach Island. PBAU squared off against FAU to see which school was more Republican. The school that turned out more volunteers for the campaign event was given a lifetime supply of Rudy Giuliani picture mugs. Students were also given workship credit for the hours they volunteered."Workship is about giving to those who can't give back, and since the government hasn't really given us anything over the past years, they qualified under workship criteria," said the College Republican volunteer leader.
The students began arriving at 10 AM on Saturday morning, each displaying a 'tamper-proof biometric identification card' at the entrance check-point. Their names were entered into a 'single national database' to keep track of when they entered and exited the event.
Students immediately were put to work, building a 'high-tech' fence around the perimeter of the campaign tent, while a 'large, well trained border patrol' supervised the activities.
After the fence was built, student volunteers served roasted duck, sauteed vegetables, and twice baked potatoes to the needy Republicans of Palm Beach island. One unfortunate volunteer attempted to sneak a bite of apple crisp before dessert was served. He was deported into the intracoastal and had his ID badge vaporized.
"Today wasn't about myself, it was about the Republican dream," said Benjamin Fufkin. "Oh, and workship of course," he added as the College Republican workship leader elbowed him in the kidney.
Each student that volunteered was given the chance to touch the hair on Giuliani's left ankle, as he murmured about tax-cuts, pro-choice stance, and how they relate to his legacy as Mayor of New York City.
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"9/11, 9/11, 9/11."
- Rudy Giuliani
my absolute favorite article to date.
There are Republicans in Palm Beach?
So is The Bacon a political blog now?
the college republicans sponsored a volunteer event, for Rudy Giuliani's presidential campaign. so i think the bacon is trying to point out the fact that students receieved workship credit for volunteering at a political event.
Do i get workship credit for watching the democratic candidate debates?
I wonder if PBA also grants workship hours to students who work for the Hillary Clinton campaign. Does anyone know?
Yes, if a student volunteers to work in a political campaign, whether it's for Rudy or Hillary or for any other candidate, the student can receive Workship credit. A political campaign is a non-profit organization. Workship encourages students to get involved in political campaigns as a community service project.
Maybe the College Democrats on campus should organize a similar...what? There are no College Democrats on campus? Jesus was a Republican? God supports tax breaks for the wealthy? I guess it all makes sense now.
easy Muffuleta
Noun, Verb, 9-11.
Oh, and since I don't have a snowball's chance in Hell of beating that old fossil that actually HAS been to war... I am going to support Edwards for President. At least he sounds INTELLIGENT when he talks, unlike pretty much anyone else except maybe Ron Paul or Mike Gravel.
Rudy, you spelled your last name wrong.
I like Mike!
Under Chuck Norris's beard is not a chin, but another dumb thing to say about John McCain.
rudy lost.
rudy was running for president of florida didnt ya'll know?
and he lost
Bye bye Rudy. Tonight at the Reagan Library, he quits and will probably give his votes to the pseudo-conservative leader, Johnny Boy McCain.
You mean vote. no plural. rudy only got one delegate.
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