After teaching at PBA for nine years, a debate has begun over the canonization of Dr. Tom St. Antoine. Although never making the claim himself, St. Antoine remains in the crossfire of the heated question: Is he really a Saint?
Skeptics claim that St. Antoine has yet to perform a miracle, and therefore does not qualify for sainthood. Others disagree.
13 Communications majors credit their passing grades in Rhetoric as reason alone for a miracle.
Junior Audrey Mounds claimed that his yellow pants gave her the best sun tan of her life and sophomore Aaron Gorp testified that St. Antoine's lecture on public address healed him of indigestion.
"I ate so much cheese that day, I couldn't even burp," said Gorp.
The Newman Club has conducted a thorough investigation of the matter, however has not reached a conclusion, claiming they are undecided about whether or not St. Antoine has yet passed away, which is another requirement for sainthood.
Until their verdict is released, the chapel has been roped off for specific Antoinian sainthood dialog.
For the time being, Dr. St. Antoine will be escorted by five Safety and Security officers around the clock.
