I Kissed My Purpose Driven Jabez Goodbye will go on sale today in the PBA bookstore. The first one hundred customers will also receive a Purpose Driven Nalgene water bottle.
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17 comments:
W.T.F.
I need to read this book so I can go to God's Warehouse on Northlake and tell them all to S.T.F.U. They all need to R.T.F.M.
Bacon you need to get your facts straight.
the sky is red.
puppy dogs can breathe under water.
automobiles run on smiles and happiness.
...among other ridiculous things
great post bacon!
cracks me up every time.
if you google the words 'I kissed my perfect driven jabez goodbye' the bacon is the first and only thing that pops up.
Clearly this means you hate PBA... and by hating PBA that means you do not hold to Christian values and don't love Jesus...
But seriously - an excellent work of image-manipulating mastery.
Shalom
excuse me for being stupid but I don't get it. Can someone explain?
It's just a combination of all the recent best sellers and movements in the Christian world over the last 10 years or so.
oh bless your heart. I would be happy to explain.
Every once in a while, a book sweeps the evangelical world, and everyone and their mother just has to read it. If you don't read it, or you disagree with anything in the book, you've really got some explaining to do.
If you hang out in Christian circles, it would be impossible to keep up with the conversation if you have not devoured these books.
In this case, the Bacon is playing off of the past three evangelical sensations.
I Kissed Dating Goodbye
The Purpose Driven Life
The Prayer of Jabez
All across America, pastors and sunday school teachers quote the books nearly as many times as the Bible itself; they become doctrine.
In fact, all three were actually canonized just last month.
oh bless your heart. I would be happy to explain.
Every once in a while, a book sweeps the evangelical world, and everyone and their mother just has to read it. If you don't read it, or you disagree with anything in the book, you've really got some explaining to do.
If you hang out in Christian circles, it would be impossible to keep up with the conversation if you have not devoured these books.
In this case, the Bacon is playing off of the past three evangelical sensations.
I Kissed Dating Goodbye
The Purpose Driven Life
The Prayer of Jabez
All across America, pastors and sunday school teachers quote the books nearly as many times as the Bible itself; they become doctrine.
In fact, all three were actually canonized just last month.
Funny stuff. Obviously, the first commenter needs to get a grip, grow up and go back to C.F.
hey that was out of line. no need for church naming!
haha, canonized
i sometimes read the bacon and only read the comments. the bacon is great but them comments are hillarious
you are what you eat
and what you read
Happy Belated Sticky Bun Day by the way.
when is this book going to be read aloud, in its entierty, over sailfish radio?
LOL. I'll make sure we get this book in Club Warren ASAP. :)
What? No "Blue Like Jazz" Donald Miller shit on here? I guess he gets a free pass eh? Figures... give a "get out of jail" card to Rob Bell and Erwin McManus while you're at it.
Hello. And Bye.
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