Look out, ladies! This Student Government President (and only male member of the administration) will not only steal your vote, but he'll steal your heart.
Adam McKinney, a sophomore, political science major from Gainesville, Florida (more like Heartthrobsville, USA!), wakes up every morning to Marvin Gaye and eats Suave cereal for breakfast.
When he's not thwarting injustice with an iron fist, he's rescuing sea turtle eggs from the Towers fox (not to mention wooing foxy ladies around campus).
"He's got the debonair of James Bond, and the fiscal policy of Ronald Reagan," swooned Holly Bandsaw, a newcomer to the student government team.
Good luck, Adam and the rest of Student Government. Keep fighting the good fight.
18 comments:
Sadly for me this post is oh so true... when we were growing up, Adam always got all the ladies... and I mean ALLLLLL the ladies, that's how he made such good grades.
Back off, ladies--he's mine.
As Adam's former roommate I can absolutely confirm the reports of his morning routine and of his general "lady's man"-ship. Hardly a day would pass by when Adam wouldn't have some lovely young femme going all googly-eyed over his impressive aspirations for the coming year as president. Good call with this story Bacon Staff.
He makes me weak in the knees!
My name's Idania, and I approve this article ;)
Forget about Obama!
Forger about McCain!
McKinney's so hot,
It drives me insane!
Mmm...McKinney
almost every picture i've seen of him he's with about 6 girls...and i'm not jealous
What happened to the story on the All American Grill????? Just because some people critiqued the staff they pulled the plug? Man has the bacon changed this year. If you're going to poke fun at PBA, be ready for them to poke back.
i'm with the previous commenter--did bacon really pull that story because some people didn't show a sense of humor? whoa, bacon.
i dont think theyd do it because of that. theyve had to put up with your whiny complaints since day one and have trucked on.
aw...give the bacon a break.
Give them a break? Why? All they seem to do anymore is pull articles as soon as someone questions them. I love what they write (most of the time) but I hate what they're doing. It's not right to pull an article because someone said it wasn't very good. The original writers must simply hang their heads in shame at how far the bacon has fallen.
I think we've all got to realize that the writers change every year and therefore so does the Bacon. Each year the Bacon (should it continue going strong) will evolve, and the writing styles of the new writers will be different from what we've read in the past. To expect the Bacon to remain the same when it is being taken over by different staff members every so often is short-sighted. Learn to enjoy the new styles of writing and you'll probably be able to still enjoy the Bacon...no matter what form it takes. Overall, I feel the Bacon stands as a symbol and no matter what new stylistic changes it undergoes, it will always be serving up some awesome satire. But that's just my opinion...
I think the Bacon realized that an article was not up to par and pulled it. They probably thought it wasn't funny either.
Kudos for realizing you're better/funnier than that.
We all make mistakes, I'm glad the Bacon recognized it.
That takes cajones.
Now let's see some comedy.
To Mary,
I agree with the reality of stylistic differences, I'm just pointing out the censorship issue. It seems to me like they pulled the article because they got some criticsim for it. Although, as the defender said, it may have been because they thought it wasn't up to par. If that's the case, I take back everything I said and give them kudos for aiming higher.
I'd have to attest to the fact that I, myself have been "swooned" by Adam's marvelous tactics. To further prove that he is in fact a ladies man: I would like to point out that he was allowed to join an exclusive group on campus lovingly titled "the porch ladies."
Some might think that the porch ladies were more ecstatic to say goodnight to Brian Carey, but this is not the case people. Adam McKinney is where it's at.
His favorite song is Apple bottom jeans. Quote that!
-Freakin Awesome
Pulling the article because of Critism? NAh, the bacon just realized it has a name to uphold and bad articles need to be avoided.
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