It came as a surprise to incoming freshman Patrick Franklin when he and his three-toed left foot were deemed 'totally gross' at the Welcome Week foot washing service on Sunday evening.Marking the conclusion of Fish Week, the evening focused on the idea of service. At its conclusion, several PBA administrators began washing students' feet, who in turn washed their fellow students' feet.
Like those before him, Franklin removed his shoes and socks, placing his feet in the bowl of water. This was followed by a scream, and an "Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh!," from sophomore fish leader Cindy Bolberjam
Keeping her composure long enough to dry the gap between Franklin's little and index toe, Bolberjam made it off stage in time to sob into her roommate's shoulder.
"It definitely, like totally growled at me," said Bolberjam.
Two PBA soccer players were also escorted off stage after contaminating a washing basin with athletes foot. Likewise, no one dared to go anywhere near Gi Josephs, a transfer into the ROTC program, when he unveiled a repulsing case of trench foot.
All in all, the evening was a success, and mad props go out to PBA administrators for their brave service.
12 comments:
That's nothing, Mary Magdalene licked my feet clean once...
Oh, btw - Welcome back :-D
That I did, blackfalcon. That I did.
Where's the article on how PBA is influencing the community with its free enterprise message??? Anyone else notice the American Grill by the smoker's wall? Now that's Free Enterprise baby!!!
Come one bacon, that one is easy...please make us laugh.
What? Dear anonymous, you make no sense. Please elaborate for those of us who are not inside your head.
the bacon makes my knees weak.
What I mean is, the bacon should write an article about the All American Grill that parks in front of Smoker's Wall. It's a city street and they have a permit. She's an entrepeneur and I love the display of free enterprise. I thought it would make a great article for the bacon, but I guess they're too slow to pick up on it. Word is that PBA will shut it down somehow and by then, it will be too late to write a story.
I guess they must not have made any money or something because they were only there for one day.
It's good to see the spirit of Frank Patrick's Ninja Turtle Toes living on at PBA.
ninja turtle toes! ha! thats exactly what they were
Lol....no
Actually I believe the administration may very well LIKE having the Grill there. After all, did no one notice it blocked that nasty smoker's wall during welcome week when all the parent's were around?
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