Incoming freshman actually a Darwin fish

When RA's were informed that freshman Darles Charwin had been naturally selected for Rinker dormitories, they thought nothing of the matter. They soon discovered however, that the situation was of a much more advanced and higher importance.

After checking in, settling down into his new campus apartment, and beginning classes, Charwin appeared to be handling the 'transitionary' stages of college life very well. Maybe too well.

Faculty and staff became suspicious of Charwin when four legs began to slowly evolve, over time, from his fish hat throughout fish week.

Charwin's roomate, Alfredo Wegener, notified school authorities when Charwin began spending "way too much time" in the PBA weight room, all the while excessively singing Destiny's Child's "I'm a Survivor".

"He kept talking about surfing in the Panthalassa," said Wegener. "I just thought it was slang for flagpole."

While not a single one of Charwin's admissions counselors was to be found, his files revealed some very provocative information

Charwin was discovered to be an international student from Pangaea, Earth, with a date of birth of sometime around the vernal equinox of 240,000,000 B.C.

PBA science specialists Dr. Lovebliss and Dr. Cheeseness were immediately brought in to run carbon dating tests on Charwin's limbs and face.

While the results are still pending as to whether Charwin is in fact the missing link, a resounding "we told you so," has been heard coming from all PBA science laboratories. Dr. Lovebliss has also been spotted staring into the sky, pondering the good ol' days of the early Jurassic period.