Thursday, September 4, 2008

Scientists blame global warming on methane gases, PBA students after Chipotle giveaway


Some laughed when they discovered that the molecular formula for methane gas (CH4) was also the first two letters of Chipotle, a Mexican grill fast-food restaurant. Man were they sorry.

Offering a free burrito and soft drink to all those with a PBA ID, Chipotle attracted a line of students and faculty that weaved around, through, and out the door of their restaurant on Palm Beach Lakes Boulevard.

The line however, did not end when students received and began eating their burrito, but continued another quarter mile, directly into three porto-potties positioned appropriately outside the restaurant.

Lasting all day Wednesday, Chipotle's parking lot was never lacking of incoming PBA burrito lovers, some returning a second time with even more voracious appetites, eager to engulf their maws in the flavor filled Mexican treat.

"I came five times," said freshman Angus Musterfork. "One for each of my senses," he added in a Spanish accent.

According to exit polls, over 500 PBA students and faculty participated in the giveaway, raising the earths temperature almost 1/10th of a degree. Thank you guacamole!

8 comments:

Joshua said...

I looked it up and there's no musterfork that attends pba. Do you guys make stuff up?

Mary Magdalene said...

heh heh.

Anonymous said...

If you look in the yearbook for last year you will find a Doug Mustapick listed. He was never an enrolled PBA student, but some boyfriend who wanted to be in the yearbook. Pretty funny stuff.

Maybe that led to musterfork.

Chad Hugo said...

Pharrell Williams is in last years yearbook too, and he's a pretty big celeb!

Anonymous said...

so is jack johnson

space jam said...

so is dr clark

Anonymous said...

Yeah my friend at security put his name is Bon Jovi lol..

Douglas Mustapick said...

Its true I never went. I love being in a year book for a school I never went to :)