WOW! So, THAT'S why my brain goes numb after too much bacon!
Have any of the professors from the school of Psychology written a book yet about the merits of TheBacon? (like Siggy Freud & his love of nose candy)? Are the students from the school of Pharmacy distributing this out of their lab now? I know they were cranking out meth on the 3rd floor of the library for a while and peddling it over at smoker's wall as a 'decongestant' and red bull additive.
Dihydrocodeinone enol acetate's analgesic and antitussive potency is slightly higher than that of its parent compound hydrocodone. Like all of its chemical relatives in this therapeutic class (codeine-based narcotic antitussives and midrange analgesics), thebacon exerts some of its effect by being a prodrug for a stronger opioid, namely hydromorphone, which is formed in the liver by the Cytochrome P450 II-D-6 enzyme pathway, meaning that effectiveness of a given dose will vary amongst patients and other drugs taken at the same time can antagonise or potentiate thebacon.
of course, really how much brain power does it take to count pills? the majority of their classes are probably on how to read the doctor's handwriting.
Anonymous, Tell that to the lady behind the counter who gives you the shampoo next time you get a bad case of the crabs. It's rediculous how much info the Pharmacy people have to know - unless you're in your third year of medical school or something like that you have no room to talk.
People really need to calm down. And for those that think pharmacy is easy, they should enroll in the school of pharmacy since you can get an almost garanteed starting salary that is or close to six figures. Sounds like a good deal to me for learning how to "count pills". And let's not resort to petty name calling please.
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No!! We will fight this. Legalize it(Thebacon).
WTF how'd you guys find that? :p
I bet the PBA admin was up to this....
*faux conspiracy theory*
Hysterical.
However, too early for me to digest intelligent bacon.
In case you're looking for it, the Bacon is #24 on the list of banned items.
Um, they wrote where it is in the link. But thanks for your help *rolls eyes*.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thebacon
I know I abuse it and it eases my pain.
Thats hilarious. Good find bacon.
WOW! So, THAT'S why my brain goes numb after too much bacon!
Have any of the professors from the school of Psychology written a book yet about the merits of TheBacon? (like Siggy Freud & his love of nose candy)?
Are the students from the school of Pharmacy distributing this out of their lab now? I know they were cranking out meth on the 3rd floor of the library for a while and peddling it over at smoker's wall as a 'decongestant' and red bull additive.
hilarious... good find!
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wow. just...wow.
Dihydrocodeinone enol acetate's analgesic and antitussive potency is slightly higher than that of its parent compound hydrocodone. Like all of its chemical relatives in this therapeutic class (codeine-based narcotic antitussives and midrange analgesics), thebacon exerts some of its effect by being a prodrug for a stronger opioid, namely hydromorphone, which is formed in the liver by the Cytochrome P450 II-D-6 enzyme pathway, meaning that effectiveness of a given dose will vary amongst patients and other drugs taken at the same time can antagonise or potentiate thebacon.
Copying and pasting from wikipedia? So that's what you learn in pharmacy school!
of course, really how much brain power does it take to count pills? the majority of their classes are probably on how to read the doctor's handwriting.
I'm 'fraid it's a little more complicated than that... see two articles ago...
Pharmacy is crap, therefore they should not be in the library.
Anonymous,
Tell that to the lady behind the counter who gives you the shampoo next time you get a bad case of the crabs. It's rediculous how much info the Pharmacy people have to know - unless you're in your third year of medical school or something like that you have no room to talk.
Later,
KW
People really need to calm down. And for those that think pharmacy is easy, they should enroll in the school of pharmacy since you can get an almost garanteed starting salary that is or close to six figures. Sounds like a good deal to me for learning how to "count pills". And let's not resort to petty name calling please.
The Bacon, banned? Next thing you know they'll want to burn bacon...
Wacka, Wacka, Wacka!
I laughed at that.
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