Monday, March 30, 2009

Pre-health student declares coma patient awake


Kelly Fortress, a female pre-health student, declared a coma patient "awake" to the celebration of his family. The patient, Dan Goonchild, has been in a coma for the past three years.

 The family took Goonchild off life support only to discover that he was not awake. Goonchild died at the age of 22.

"I, like, thought he was, like, really really hot. My friends and I call hot guys 'awake.' I didn't mean to kill him. I'm, like, really really sorry and stuff," said Fortress.

PBA is discussing whether the Facebook group should meet the same fate as Goonchild. 

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I got invited to that facebook group and denied it. Really, it seems like an inside joke that never should have been.
nice job hopping on that, bacon.

Awake #1 said...

I'm guessing Anonymous is a COMA. ;)

Sleeping at Last said...

Your mom's a coma, Awake #1.

awake #2 said...

girls these days only care about looks

Anonymous said...

I'm awake so i dont have anything to worry about

Anonymous said...

Wow. This one's totally an inside joke.

Awake but being put to sleep by the lack of quality girls at PBA.. said...

This is not an inside joke anymore. You crated an open, public facebook group about it, and therefore your inside joke became an outside joke.

Sleeping at Last said...

When stupid girls do stupid things on Facebook, this is what happens. If you're going to be petty and judgmental, at least do it in private.

Comma said...

Seriously. Several of my friends I have "inside jokes" and we made facebook groups about it.

However, we made them -private- groups and -closed- groups. Just to keep the inside joke inside.

'cause, ya know, that's the whole point of private jokes. To NOT spread them all over the intarwebz.

NameBaller said...

That Sleeping at Last band sucks.

Free at last! said...

I don't think this is a very inside joke since it is a group that anyone can see and lots of people know about it.

Anonymous said...

everyone who is mad about the group is probably just upset becuase they are in a coma