
Kelly Fortress, a female pre-health student, declared a coma patient "awake" to the celebration of his family. The patient, Dan Goonchild, has been in a coma for the past three years.
The family took Goonchild off life support only to discover that he was not awake. Goonchild died at the age of 22.
"I, like, thought he was, like, really really hot. My friends and I call hot guys 'awake.' I didn't mean to kill him. I'm, like, really really sorry and stuff," said Fortress.
PBA is discussing whether the Facebook group should meet the same fate as Goonchild.

12 comments:
I got invited to that facebook group and denied it. Really, it seems like an inside joke that never should have been.
nice job hopping on that, bacon.
I'm guessing Anonymous is a COMA. ;)
Your mom's a coma, Awake #1.
girls these days only care about looks
I'm awake so i dont have anything to worry about
Wow. This one's totally an inside joke.
This is not an inside joke anymore. You crated an open, public facebook group about it, and therefore your inside joke became an outside joke.
When stupid girls do stupid things on Facebook, this is what happens. If you're going to be petty and judgmental, at least do it in private.
Seriously. Several of my friends I have "inside jokes" and we made facebook groups about it.
However, we made them -private- groups and -closed- groups. Just to keep the inside joke inside.
'cause, ya know, that's the whole point of private jokes. To NOT spread them all over the intarwebz.
That Sleeping at Last band sucks.
I don't think this is a very inside joke since it is a group that anyone can see and lots of people know about it.
everyone who is mad about the group is probably just upset becuase they are in a coma
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