Due to widespread warnings of gang shootings by Twitter and text message, PBA females avoided local Walmarts last night. Apparently originating with the West Palm Beach Police Department, the rumor told of gang members that would shoot three women at Walmart last night as part of an initiation. Fortunately, all Palm Beach Atlantic women avoided the retail giant's Palm Beach County stores.
The all-female gang involved, the "Wellington She-Thugz," also got word of the shootings tonight. Fearing lack of choice in victims, the She-Thugz decided to target bearded men. Unfortunately, text message warnings disseminate slower amongst bearded men.
Entering the Walmart on Military Trail at 11:13, the gang fired upon three bearded men shopping in the produce aisle. The three men were pronounced dead on the scene, as the shooters fled in a red Volkswagen Beetle.
5 comments:
Funny stuff. That rumor was the dumbest thing I've ever heard, its been around in one form or another for years. I can't believe how many people were fooled.
Yeah really truther!
Ma main man, Karl and the ZZ bros, chillin at the WM.
So sad. R.I.P. ZZ Top.
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