PBA hires Google to keep an eye on philosophy department

In an attempt to keep students from thinking too outside the cave, PBA is taking extra measures to regulate the activities of the philosophy department, resorting to using the services of internet giant Google. 

“We did not expect this alarming amount of professor involvement,” stated Dr. Globa-Doba. “If we do not monitor and regulate this contingency we could be looking at a possibility of three philosophy professors some time in the near future!” 

PBA wanted to begin their investigation by monitoring the everyday lives of the professors by stationing new Safety and Security guards with even newer Safety and Security Uniforms outside the homes of the unsuspecting professors. This plan was soon thrown out when they realized the entire fund had been used up by the Michael Bay Library Movie. 

With this in mind, PBA turned to its last hope, Google. The company is widely known for its popular search engine and for its online maps, a feature administrators found particularly enticing.

“I'm glad we are finally dealing with this problem”, stated Dr. Lovebliss of the science department. “The idea of the possibility of non-empirical thought is a dangerous thing. You know there is more going on in those minds than the length of their lawns.”

Students wishing to join the fight against the philosophy department may use the Street View feature on Google Earth. 

Dr. Daniel E. Goodman has passed away

From PBA Alumni Board:

It is with sadness that I tell you that Dan Goodman who graduated from PBA in 1989 with a BA in Religion passed away this morning. The following are details of his amazing career at Gardner-Webb University.

BOILING SPRINGS, N. C. - Dr. Daniel E. Goodman of the Gardner-Webb University School of Divinity died unexpectedly on January 13, 2009 at the age of 40. Goodman was professor and Bob D. Shepherd Chair of New Testament Interpretation. “We are deeply saddened by the devastating news of Dan’s passing and we will be in prayer for his family during this time of grief. We are genuinely grateful for the time that we had with Dan and for the commitment and selflessness with which he served Gardner-Webb,” said Noel T. Manning, II, director of University and Media Relations at GWU.Goodman joined the faculty of The Divinity School at Gardner-Webb in the fall of 2003 as Associate Professor of New Testament.

Prior to coming to North Carolina, Goodman served as Associate Professor of New Testament Studies at Palm Beach Atlantic University, where he was twice named Professor of the Year, and was awarded the Charles and Hazel Corts Award for Outstanding Teaching.

In 2004, Goodman was one of only ten theological school professors nationwide to be awarded the Theological Scholars Grant (by the Association of Theological Schools and the Lilly Foundation) for his project on the history of Baptist-Jewish relations. Goodman had presented academic papers at regional, national, and international meetings of the Society of Biblical Literature. Goodman regularly contributed to book reviews and journals, including Catholic Biblical Quarterly, Biblical Theology Bulletin, Review & Expositor, and Review of Biblical Literature.

In 2006, Goodman was issue editor (and author of two articles) for Review & Expositor’s issue on Jewish-Christian Dialogue. Goodman’s primary research interests included Christian origins, Jesus and the gospels, hermeneutics, and Jewish-Christian dialogue. Although Goodman’s ministry took place first in the classroom, he was equally devoted to serving the church. He had served as an interim pastor in Baptist churches in New York, New Jersey, Florida and North Carolina. Goodman also preached and taught in numerous churches across North Carolina.

In August 2006, the Gardner-Webb Board of Trustees awarded Goodman the distinction of the Bob D. Shepherd Chair of New Testament Interpretation. Upon receiving this honor, Goodman said, “I’m especially thankful to my colleagues on the faculty, and for the students who make Gardner-Webb such a wonderful place to live and to learn.”Goodman was described by Rabbi Irving Greenberg, former chairman of the United States Holocaust Museum in Washington, DC and a national leader in Jewish-Christian dialogue in America, as “an up-and-coming scholar…a leader in the new vision of interpretation and learning.

In using wisdom and talent, he [Goodman] has reached the profound level of reconciling scholarship with faith while deepening each one,” said Greenberg.The cause of death is unknown and funeral arrangements are incomplete at this time. A wife and two sons survive Goodman.

We here at the Bacon are saddened by the passing of Dr. Goodman. He was a great influence on students during his time at PBA. Our prayers go out to his friends and family.